We are aimless, without objective; and we excel in screwing things up. Come join us in the hell of excruciating boredom of crappy ideas. We achieve nothing, accomplish nothing, failure is where we truly shine. Crappy ideas are here to listen to you, you crappy being, you and your crappy ideas- and share the rest of the world.
We feature crappy people. Yep, you heard right- crappy people, like the bunch of people on this website and you. I’m pretty sure you are not Barack Obama and there’s hardly any chance you become (before visiting us here) the face of forbes magazine of the month. Feeling crappy? Let us crap all over you by featuring you and your story.
Crappy business model
Chances are, you are thinking we are bright guys who’s deceiving behind words. Trust me, we are crappy people. We will most probably ask you for money and will screw you over. We don’t have a clue how to do business and we are definitely going to mess your life savings up. So, take your chance and run away!
The open lie
No one likes us. We havent sold a single hair from unbelievable locations of human Body.
Include all the things that make your business unique and better than the competition. Do you have a patented 13-step process for taxidermy that results in the most lifelike stuffed owls? You gotta mention that.
Other good things to weave into this copy include: awards won, distinctions given, number of products sold, company philosophy (just keep it short), interesting company history bits, and anything that makes a reader think you’d be awesome to do business with.
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